On last week's episode...

For those of you who missed out on the first blog: where were you?! Boy, you missed out. Bolivia Simon included a snake, a couple of trucks, a dead cow, Joaquin the horse and plenty of singing and dancing.

Oh, and lots of top quality nun moments too (see photo: Simon being beaten up by a nun).

Can I promise you more of the same from this blog which, for continuity's sake, has been christened Granada Simon?

The simple answer to that is, well, no. But who knows what lies around the corner this time round. I certainly don't. And you never will if you don't read this blog. And none of us ever will if I don't crack on with it. So enough of the suspense building!

Here we go.